Whoa! This Kraken Tentacle Cane is gonna make me one cool elder. Gonna buy it now and save it for when I get older. Any young whipper-snappers give me any guff and their gonna get it right in the lip. And by “it” I mean cold hard tentacles. Whack! Cuz old people can get away with that shizz. I’ll whack people left and right. What’d you say, son? Whack! I don’t like your tone. Whack! Gonna spend the whole day just whacking off.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family
Awwww. This Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family is the cutest set of little bloodsuckers. They look so soft and cuddly. At least until they bite your face and start sucking your blood. I don’t even care. I want to adopt the whole family. And since they want my blood, this should be very interesting.
Cthulhu Nesting Dolls – Matryoshka Madness
Holy matryoshka! Heed the call of Cthulhu with these cool Cthulhu Nesting Dolls. It’s a Cthulhu in a Cthulhi in a Cthulhu. Open each layer for more horrifying fun. It truly is the horror gift that keeps on giving.
Day of The Dead Pillows
These cool Day of The Dead Pillows aren’t just for the day. You can use them at night too. For real. They’re vibrantly colored and awesome. They are reversible pillows that are made of 100% cotton fabric, stuffed with poly-cotton blend and sewn closed. They measure about 18″ x 13″. Lay your head on the day of the dead. These are gonna look good with this cool blanket.
Beautiful Horror Film Watercolor Art Series By Christopher Shy
Check out Christopher Shy’s collection of horror movie-themed watercolor poster art. This series includes films like A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, Salem’s Lot, They Live, The Fog, The Thing and more. If you want, you can purchase some of his art here.
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