What in the actual f**k!? The TransWorld Halloween & Attractions trade show was recently happening in St. Louis and this nightmare-inducing Halloween decoration was on display. This demonic, animatronic Pennywise clown includes a screaming, one-armed version of Georgie. It is so terrifying that if you actually put it on your front lawn, police will come and shoot it to hell. After they fail, Stephen King himself will show up to exorcise it. Fun fact: I typed “exercise” the first time. No way I wanna workout with that guy.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves
These Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves are so sexy I wouldn’t mind being seduced into a good old-fashioned neck biting. These extra long gloves are made of black high-quality elastic lace and finished with rubber-lace. Actually, I might be safe if a lady vampire is wearing these, cuz they don’t wanna get blood on their gloves. So I’m safe until they want to “change into something more comfortable.”
Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts
Deviant Desserts has all kinds of delicious un-appetizers. They specialize in making custom cakes and chocolates that may make you gag before you can eat them. Cockroach cakes, brain cakes, eyeballs, skulls and much more. These treats are perfect for Halloween or even every day if you live in a haunted house or just like messed up food. I’m not judging. Those white chocolate skulls look delicious. Check them out for stuff that is way more unappetizing.
Nasty – Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch
What a lovely brooch- HOLY HELL! THAT THING HAS TEETH AND A GEE SIMMONS TONGUE! Yeah, pretty much. This Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch has bite! Look at those fangs. Fangs for the nightmares! Fangs a lot!
Crazy Custom Horror Movie VHS Tapes
There’s just something about old VHS tapes. If you grew up with them you have a certain nostalgia for them. But I don’t remember my old horror VHS tapes ever coming to life like this. Etsy shop ReadfulThings sells one-of-a-kind VHS and Betamax sculptures that turn classic horror tapes into nightmarish works of art. They are each themed after the movie on the tape. Look at these things, no wonder VHS is dead. These things are scary AF.
