Cloven-Toed Pumps For Devilish Divas

Cloven-Toed Pumps For Devilish Divas
I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.

via Geekologie

Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume

Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume
Nice tats sister. I always wanted to open my own tattoo shop called tats and ass. Too much? One of my slogans would be, “We put tats in bras.” Also our winter special would be “Cold as a witches tat.” Anyway, this Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume has some nice tats. It’s perfect for Halloween. If you are a dude wearing it, then it’s perfect for your Hallo-weenie. Of course, you could also go for the poison ivy look.

Anatomical Heart Tote Bag

Anatomical Heart Tote Bag
I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.