I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.
via Geekologie
These Zombie Stompers – Zombie High Heel Shoes are great for stomping zombies. Obviously. They have a cool gradient green design and graveyard scene. I mean, that’s how they start out anyway, but after you stomp a few zombies in the head, they’re going to be all red and gooey. You are walking death to the undead. Or would you be un-death to the undead? I’m confused.
These T-Rex heels are dino-mite! They turn you into a sexy Leg-o-saurus with plenty of Rex-appeal. Word play. Deal with it. I’ve never seen a better pair of Jurassic Pumps and I’ve seen my great great grandmother’s shoes. And you know how I know that oil doesn’t come from dinosaur bones? Because she was ancient and she didn’t turn into oil. I know because they dug up her cemetery to erect a new Arbys.
They say that late at night, when all of the roast beef is put away, a ghostly figure approaches the counter and tries to pay with all nickels. Although that could be any geezer’s ghost.
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Etsy seller BabaRegali makes all kinds of custom high heels, but the best are the ones based on horror movies. There’s Chuckie, Friday The 13th, Freddy Kreuger and more. Below are just a few samples of their work, which combines the horror of movies with the horror of wearing high heels. Not that I would know anything about that.
Shut up, it was just that one time! I only put them on to stomp a few bugs. I just forgot I was wearing them for a few hours, that’s all. The nightgown was to protect me from mosquitoes! They are bad this time of year. The bra? Yeah that was all me just being a perv. I’ll own that one.
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