Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!
Category: Creep Wear
Gross Human Anatomy Earrings
Is that a brain on your ear or are you just happy to see me? Hey, is that a liver spot? Right there, on your ear. That’s a liver alright. By the way, nice set of uteruses on your ears. Or is it uteri? I have no idea. I just know that these Human Anatomy Earrings come in brain, liver, pancreas, uterus, kidneys, lungs hearts and more. Wear your insides on your outside with pride.
Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.
Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.
Ouija Board Bikini Set
Well damn. I’d like to rub my planchette over that and commune with the spirit world. This Ouija Board Bikini Set has me excited and not cuz I want to wear it. Of course you should get a pair that fits, otherwise, people will see how rosy your cheeks are. I like how the “good bye” looks it is going bye bye as the entire ouija board is being sucked into a vortex down the crack.
Raven High Heels
There’s something sexy about these Raven High Heels. I know you feel the same way cuz we’re birds of a feather. People are raven about these shoes. High heels are murder on your feet and a bunch of ravens is a murder so it’s perfect. Or is it a murder of crows? I have no idea. But these are sexy.