Category: Creep Wear

Gothic Poison Ring

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Gothic Poison Ring

Man, remember the old days when you could just wear a special ring, fill it with poison and off someone? Yeah, I don’t either. Before my time. People were cray cray back then. Actually, they still are. Anywho, this cool Gothic Poison Ring has a pearl skull. Pretty neat. Now I know not to take tea from someone wearing this. Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice and I’m on the toilet for hours AGAIN after somebody loaded their ring with ex-lax and dumped it in my Earl Grey.

Still, this Gothic Poison Ring is all kinds of awesome. Hey it beats the Human Teeth Ring.

Bat Collar Necklace

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Bat Collar Necklace

Holy bat apparel Batman! This Bat Collar Necklace is stylishly batty. Creepy and cordial. Now that is fashionably Gothic. This is going to make some lucky gal look extra sexy. Bonus: It protects your neck from vampires at the same time. Is it a little batty? Sure, but in a great way. Not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on. Ladies, if you are rocking this Bat Collar Necklace, I’m drooling.

Between this and the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, how do you even decide? You gals have options. Never fear, I’ll keep finding amazing jewelry for you my dears. All I ask is that you wear it and let me take in your amazing beauty.

Blood Vial Pendant Kit

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Blood Vial Pendant Kit

So this Blood Vial Pendant Kit is bloody cool and bloody stylish. As the seller says, Blood has been used for magical purposes for hundreds of years and has been know to represent life force in its most basic nature. Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been trying to use my band aids for magical purposes. It just ain’t working. You get one complete kit to craft one blood vial pendant necklace. You can use your own blood, or a lover, or some Kool-Aid if you want. That’s also what the seller said. But I added the Kool-Aid part. I’m not judging.

Personally, I’d combine this with the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker.

Cherry Skull Earrings

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Cherry Skull Earrings

These Cherry Skull Earrings are dripping from cuteness. Not blood. But if they were I would still like them. Imagine if cherry skulls grew in your garden. This is what they would look like. With more dirt of course. Just the right amount of creepy and cute. Did I cherry pick these to show you? Maybe. Better cherry up and grab these before they’re gone. You girls are going to look sexy rocking these Cherry Skull Earrings.

They are a just little classier than these Tongue Earrings. But it’s all a matter of taste. Get it? Zing! That was a good one.

Spider Hair Clip

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Spider Hair Clip

Oh shiny! This Spider Hair Clip is all kinds of creepy cool, so nice it will make you drool. Oh what a tangled web it weaves… I hope not, cuz that’s your hair. No tangles please. This is the only time it is acceptable to have a spider in your hair btw. It is creepy yet elegant. Actually pretty sexy if I’m honest. Elevate your game ladies and put a spider in your hair. If you don’t do it, nature will at some point.

If you don’t like the Spider Hair Clip, maybe the Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip is more your speed.