Crazy Scary Peeping Clown Plays a Deadly Game Of Peek-A-Boo

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Just think of all the fun you could have with this scary window peeping clown! You could go around creeping out random neighbors, or maybe an in-law you don’t like. Just set this creeper up outside of their window, in the middle of the night preferably. Make sure to make some noise, like a scraping sound across the window…or maybe make some garbled maniacal crazy clown laughing noises. Don’t go for the cheap fake scare like in the movies. Then sit back and wait for the show to begin. All of the lights will switch on in the house. Then they will see the crazed clown staring at them and freak out. Hopefully not clutching their chest because you have given them a heart attack. Next, they will go running for the phone to dial 911 and get laughed at when they say,”There’s a killer clown on the loose in my neighborhood! Help!”
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Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector

haunted dollThis creepy doll comes from the collection of Ebay seller Animaltalk 2012.The seller says that her family isn’t happy about her large collection of haunted dolls, so she has decided to find new homes for them on Ebay. This particular doll has very high EMF readings, which the seller shows proof of in photos and also in a very creepy video. The seller states, “That it is very important if you claim that your dolls are haunted (or have energy levels) that you are able to show it, so you can see what exactly you are purchasing.” Read more “Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector”

Disturbing Multi-Face Schizo Doll

creepy dollLooks like this little creeper, from Ebay seller Uniquefindsnmore, is bursting at the seams, with all sorts of dark emotions…and has a creepy face to go with each one. How do things like this even get made in the first place? What was the company that made it even thinking? Did Mattel have some crazy designers working for them in the 70s, who got their jollies, scaring the living daylights out of little children? This is not a nice doll! Somehow, I doubt it made it onto many little girls holiday wish lists, unless they were a warped and twisted Wednesday Adams type of a girl, who wanted the doll for playing torture games with…then the many crazy faces this doll makes would make sense.
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The Horror That Is Snuffleupagus Cthulhu

snuffleupagus cthulhuSnuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
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Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid

donald trump cabbage patch kidYou know all of those crazy people who collect cabbage patch kids and treat them like actual kids cuz they are nut jobs? Of course you do. You may even be one of them. Well, now you can own your own Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid doll.
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