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Category: Creepy Dolls
Life-Size Abraham Lincoln Laying In Casket Action Figure
Action figures are all the rage these days. Why, just the other day I was making my Batman make out with Barbie, until Robin the Dweeb wonder showed up and got all jealous. That was when Ken came in and threw a hissy fit. It all worked out though. Robin left with Ken and true love was found by all. Anyway, you know who the coolest Action Figure is? Lincoln. The man had a super cool beard and hat and he freed the slaves or something. A life-sized Lincoln figure in a casket? I’d buy that shizz. It better be mint on the card though.
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Scary Floating Overly Obsessed Girlfriend
Thanks to Ebay seller leechill you can buy your very own (floating and old as hell) overly obsessed girlfriend. If you thought she was bad before, wait until you experience life with this one.
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Chickenhead Barbie Doll
Don’t miss your chance to get this chickenhead Barbie doll for $8.99 from Ebay seller tjsbicycles. They should have stuck to bicycles.
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Post Apocalyptic Doll On Sled With Spinning Saw Blades Of Death
Let’s see, what do I have in the garage? There has to be something here I can sell on Etsy. Let me just put this doll on this sled and… Wait a minute. Hand me that gas mask. A little bit of wire. Those saw blades are awesome. Let’s use those. And make them really spin. People have way too many fingers anyway.
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