Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set
There’s a skull floating in my whiskey. No, there’s whiskey floating around a skull! This Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set adds a touch a macabre to your drinks. I don’t know about you but I tend to drink enough already that I see all kinds of stuff floating in my decanter and glasses. Look, there’s a ghoul floating in my drink right now. Away with you specter! Oh wait, that’s just cat hair. A pretty huge clump too. You really shouldn’t set your drink down for 2 hours with a house full of cats.
Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?
Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs
You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.
Mutant Martini Glass
This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!