Bats! When you care enough to send the very best! These Bat Goth Cards are perfect for any occasion: Graduating mortician school, becoming head witch of your coven, celebrating a new line of black lipstick and more. There’s always an excuse to send bats! I’m hoping I get some in the mail today myself. Send me bats and you are a friend for life.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Black Skull With Bloodshot Eyes Mug
If the coffee you are drinking doesn’t wake you up, then this cup will do the job. This Black Skull With Bloodshot Eyes Mug is buggin’ out. With its realistic eyes and details, this skull coffee mug is a great example of what taxidermy of a human face might look like. I know you were curious. They even come numbered, so you know which skull you have. Cuz these are a limited edition.
Gothic Raven Wreath
This Gothic Raven Wreath has me writhing all over the floor. I will proudly display this and the neighbors will feel my wrath! I mean wreath! You wreath what you sow peeps! The seasons don’t fear the Raven, nor do the wind, sun and the rain… This Black and Grey wreath is an 18” grapevine wreath painted black. With a raven. He will silently judge those who come to your home and determine whether they are worthy of entering.
Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament
What is an alien chestburster? If it bursts out of your chest you’ll know. A Chestburster is an infant Xenomorph. Also the worst indigestion ever. This Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament is safe since it already exited someone’s stomach. Now it can decorate your tree for the holidays. Isn’t he cute?
Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath
Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.