These Jack-o’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs bring spooky and cozy together this holiday season. Did you know that you’re obligated to burn pumpkin shaped wood this close to Halloween? New city ordinance. Okay, maybe not. But you should still do it! They make the flames look cool as they dart in and out of the eye holes in the ceramic refractory material. They also won’t make your house smell bad like some traditional logs. These logs can sustain temperatures of up to 3000 degrees. Now you just need a cackling witch at a boiling cauldron and your Halloween is complete.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Coffin Skeleton Candle
This Coffin Skeleton Candle is pretty awesome. Creepily cool. Frightfully foul. Terrifyingly terrific. The skeleton inside is all like, “Rest in peace my bony ass! How am I supposed to rest in peace when the damn coffin burns away exposing my naked skeleton body?” Cuz that’s what happens. As the candle burns the coffin melts away to expose the corpse inside. Kind of a metaphor for life. Now I’m depressed.
Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.
Gothic Coffin Journal
Looking for a unique place to write down spells, stories, personal ramblings, and other dark content so they can rest in peace? This Gothic Coffin Journal is the perfect place. It’s a dark book designed for spooky content. It is handmade with acid-free paper, acid-free chipboard, PVA glue, cardstock, and wax linen thread. Each book is 100 sheets which means 200 pages of writing space. They are 5.5” x 8.5” in size and are available right on time for the spookiest time of the year. If you need somewhere unique to express your unique personality, don’t hesitate to order this handcrafted journal. Perfect for anyone who works in a funeral home.
Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture with Lights and Music
Looking for that perfect conversation piece for your home? The Hawthorne Village Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture brings all the charm of Christmas to your décor, but with a new spooky twist. All the pieces in this light-up village are handcrafted and hand-assembled. It includes two illuminated buildings, the iconic Spiral Hill, and over 15 individual figures. You’ll be ecstatic to see Jack, Sally, Shock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero, Jack’s ghost-dog, Dr. Finklestein, and more enjoying themselves in this light-up lagoon. The sculpture has amazing lighting effects that give the appearance of oozing green slime throughout the village. The Hawthorne Village light-up lagoon is a perfect addition to your Halloween and Christmas décor and is a unique accent piece that your friends will love.