This Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp is da bomb baby. To say that your place is lit is an understatement. It’s lit alright. Lit on fire and radiated like God’s TV dinner. North Korea wants to give us one as a gift and we want to give them one as a gift. Friendship is magic. Magic mushrooms that is.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Do Not Open This – Trapped Ghost in a Can
We’ve shared MythicArticulations work before. He offers some amazing 3D printed skeleton models of all sorts of weird creatures. This is a Ghost in a Can. How he got in the can, I have no idea. I often go to the can and don’t come out for hours. It’s called a lack of roughage. Anyway, don’t expect to see anything if you open this can. It’s a ghost. It’s invisible. Plus, if you open it, you’ll have a ghost roaming around your house.
Scary Black Skeleton Plushies
You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
Devious and Devilish Gothic Troll Statues
These Devilish Gothic Troll Statues are a pair of mischievous motherf***ers. Are they trolls or gargoyles? I have no idea, but they look like they ate something that didn’t agree with them. Like they were talking politics with a pair of frogs, and ended with, “Do you frogs agree or disagree?” Frogs disagreed, so they ate ’em. That’s how troll-gargoyle dudes eat dinner.
Gargoyle Door Knobs Are A-Door-Able
Gargoyles are supposed to protect you right? So why not put some Gargoyle Door Knobs on your door? They will scare away most nuisances like: Religious people with flyers, salespeople with flyers and even people that don’t have flyers. These doorknobs are scary, but also cute. I’m gonna put them on every door in the house. Plus all of my cabinets and even my refrigerator. I’m going full Gargoyle!