Sure, this Large Felt Anatomy Play Set is probably made for kids, but I’m pretty confident it will work on someone with my IQ too. Maybe I can use it to figure out why everything in my body hurts right now. Thanks flu! You get a board and 16 felt organs. Those are some nice quality organs too. Nice attention to detail. The only thing missing is a felt piece of poo to move through the colon. You know, to make it interactive. It would also replicate my current experience over the past 48 hours.
Category: Medical
Anatomy Pocket Notebooks – Set Of 4
I love these Anatomy Pocket Notebooks cuz I can put my heart in my pocket, along with my bones, my lungs. Carrying a pocket book doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Nope, your two inch weenie is what makes you less of a man. How dare you! It’s called shrinkage. I had just gotten out of the pool. A pool of my own pee, but still. I have a weak bladder. Anyway, these anatomy books are awesome. They have anatomy and guts and stuff.
Human Anatomy Shower Curtain – Why Not?
This Human Anatomy Shower Curtain will shower you with knowledge of the human body. See what I did there? Basically just undress your own anatomy from your clothing and stand there naked while learning about yourself. Then get in the shower and have some fun with yourself. And by that, I mean get clean. Get your mind out of the gutter. Now you know all there is to know about your body while showering, so if you poop or pee in there, you’ll know what’s going on inside as it’s happening. Not that I condone that.
Fart-Tracking Pill Is Totally Unnecessary
So here’s the deal. A research team has developed this pill, which looks like some robo-turd and measures hydrogen, carbon dioxide and oxygen gases in the gut in real time. So it basically tracks farts. Me? I don’t need this pill cuz I track farts with my nose. Sometimes I even grade the fart on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the smell of a festering corpse left out in the sun in a landfill and stuffed with cabbage. I don’t need anyone else to take this pill either cuz guess what? I smell your farts too. And that one guy two cubicles down is nailing the high 8 barrier today bigtime. I bet he felt the heat on his cheeks when he unleashed that last one.
Therefore your fart pill is useless. Wanna know if you have digestive issues? How nasty is your steaming fecal cloud? That’ll tell ya. The nose knows.
via CNet (Careful of their super loud and super annoying auto play video, which scared a magnitude 10 fartquake from my San Andr-anus fault cuz I had the sound way up.)
4 Malformed Fetal Skeleton Specimens
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…4 Malformed Fetal Skeleton Specimens. (And she wonders why I divorced her.) Or as I like to call them, Teenage Mutant Ninja Fetuses. You see that dude in the glass ball/lens thing there? Yeah, these guys are summoning him to be their next sacrifice, after which they will have a movie deal, appear in some video games and then abuse drugs and fade into obscurity.