Train Company Uses Creepy Doll To Make Passengers Behave

Train Company Uses Creepy Doll To Make Passengers Behave
You know that doll from the film Annabelle? Yeah f**k that doll. It is scary as hell. Well one railway service is posting pictures of the doll online to threaten their passengers into behaving. The pictures show the doll sitting aboard one of their trains with a warning:

“Dear valued customers, lately we’ve been receiving surprise visits from Annabelle,” the posting said, “mind your manners while you are on our trains or… she will haunt you FOREVER.”

The joke is on you guys cuz I am never riding your train. Probably no one else is either. The train probably left the station empty this morning in fact cuz no one wants anything to do with this doll.

via This place.

Dashcam Captures Ghost In Ireland

Dashcam Captures Ghost In Ireland
Some guy in Ireland captured a ghost on his dashcam. It almost looks like a real person except for the fact that it just sort of appears, has a weird shadow person quality, is dressed like he’s from the 17th century and then walks through a damn wall. Now, normally I would make some joke about somebody being drunk, cuz Ireland, but there’s just no one drunk here. Dude just walks through the wall, continuing on his way. In a much calmer way then the Kool-Aid man, it has to be said. His ghost would have just plowed through the brick and been like OH YEAH. Now, that I want to catch on camera, but not sure if the Kool-Aid man is dead or just never existed. Gonna wiki that when I’m done here.
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Monstrous Spider Terrorizes Australian Couple

Monstrous Spider Terrorizes Australian Couple
Here’s a good reason to never live in Australia. A couple in Australia had an unexpected guest at their home: a massive Huntsman spider. Presumably called that because they hunt men. This thing was the size of a dinner plate and appeared on a glass patio door. So basically you need a fly swatter the size of a car tire to kill it. And if you miss it will just hug your face and impregnate you.

They never did kill it so it is probably in the couple’s garden still, waiting to strangle their cat. Hell no! Never going to Australia.
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Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan

Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
This video shows some kind of hairy bizarre creature allegedly captured in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan. It is pretty damn weird and pretty damn hairy. It has a hairless face surrounded by a mass of fur. And those eyes.They just dart around like this thing is looking for it’s next meal. The creature also has black fingernails. Later in the video, it walks around on two legs all creepy-like.

Did they adopt this freak of nature? Where did the couple find it? Also, it looks like they may have put a small pair of pants on it and socks. Hard to tell. Are they even going to shave that hairy beast? So many questions.

https://youtu.be/Sxb0CEwai4U

Sky Apparition In Brazil Scares Residents

Apparition In Brazil Scares Residents
People in Brazil recently spotted a weird apparition in the sky. Is it God? An angel? I have no idea, but I know that a million internet users in Brazil suddenly X’ed out of their porn browser and pretended they were doing something else. Just in case.


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