Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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Category: Paranormal Activity
Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion
While visiting a historic palace in North Carolina, (because aren’t they fancy pants?) a pair of tourists filmed a ghost while making a Snapchat video. Even though I thought snapchat was just a place where teens could make long distance pinky-promises and put kissy stickers on videos.
Danielle Hyde and Savanna Brown were exploring the Palace and thought everything was cool until a cousin sent her a message saying there was a ghost in the footage. To which they no doubt replied, “A go- go- go-ghost?”
Sure enough, there is a woman clad in period clothing walking past a doorway in the back of the video. Not like “period” clothing. I have no idea if ghosts still have their monthly. Clothing appropriate to the era is what I’m saying. The ghost looks like she’s carrying a basket full of ghostly sammiches to some other ghosts so they can have a ghost picnic.
via Daily Mail
Is This Creature a Skinwalker?
Is This Creature a Skinwalker? I have no idea. The video showed up on some dude’s Facebook page and he thinks it might be a cryptid or a skinwalker. The creature looks like it might have a trunk like an elephant, also might be a drunk bigfoot. It’s hard to tell thanks to this guy shaking the camera. Pro tip: Don’t quit meth until after you get the video, cuz withdrawal is a biatch and I can’t see cuz of your shaky 92 year old nerves. I’m just assuming. Also, don’t open your loud-ass car door and scare the thing off. It’s cuz of guys like this that we have no evidence of these creatures.
P.S. I thought I saw bong smoke when the door opened, but not sure. Which makes no sense cuz that would calm the shakes.
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Kid Finally Captures Bigfoot On Camera
So some kid had previously seen Bigfoot and no one would believe him. His mother was probably like, “That’s nice dear.” and went back to her quaalude infused loose leaf tea otherwise known as the internet. So this kid finally captures the creature on video while looking out his window. Only thing is, this loud-mouthed kid is so excited he yells at Bigfoot and basically scares him off as he is shaking the camera in excitement. Despite this kid’s spastic nature, I’m proud of him. You finally did it bro. You caught the beast on camera.
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Loch Ness Monster Stalks Scottish Village
The Lochness Monster has apparently left the water and is stalking a Scottish village. No doubt in search of the nasty Scottish dish known as Haggis. It is a little known fact that Nessie loves him some Haggis. So it was apparently just roaming around the countryside. Probably shouting, “HAGGIS! Where’s me fekking Haggis? I could also use a kilt! Me wee bits are gettin’ shrivelled in the chill!” He’s walking along, peeping in windows and scaring sheep and whatnot.
I think that this marks the first time that Nessie has been spotted outside of the Loch. Maybe he got Loched out! In which case he is out of Loch, I mean luck. I mean, it looks like a bad photoshop, but the thing is, monsters all look like bad photoshops anyway. Cuz they’re nasty!
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