Elvis’ Internal Organs Have Left The Building

Elvis Aloha My InsidesI thought there were only two versions of Elvis. Fat Elvis and Thin Elvis. Here is a third. This painting shows Elvis with his insides showing. Hey, I think I see some half digested peanut butter and banana sandwiches. And a butt-load of pills. No wonder he sang Love Me Tender. He didn’t want people jabbing him in his internal organs while he made sweet love. Be gentle with Elvis baby. You dig?

Thanks for the tip William. Your a hunk a hunk of burning love. And you should really get that checked by a doctor.

Creepy/Cool: Abraham Lincoln Riding A Dinosaur

abe lincoln riding a dinosaurForget cloning a dinosaur. I mean, don’t forget it. Let’s definitely do that, but let us also clone our greatest president to ride that dinosaur. Giddy up Triceratops, we have some emancipating to do!
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Strange Painting Of Two Girls And A Mirror

http://www.ebay.com/itm/281192041332How do you like that? Look at yourself. Just look at yourself in this mirror, while I work my magic. You like that? Yeah, you like that. Gonna wiggle my toes now. Oh, someone is a squirmy wormy. Arch your back. Look at yourself. Why do ya keep looking at yourself, silly? Stop looking at yourself. You are my silly four-toed freak aren’t you?

Nice Young Man as a Unicorn Painting

unicorn man paintingThis “nice young man” as a unicorn used to be a Chippendales dancer, until he was struck by lightning and given super powers. Now they call him the Manicorn and he dances for truth, justice and white haired old ladies. Watch his hooves go all clippoty clop over crime, this Fall on NBC.
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Naked Mutant Carpooling Super-Model Horsey Ride Painting

horsey rideYeah. Horsey rides! This painting is of a family of mutants off to the grocery store since it’s been a long winter. Don’t believe me? Check out that rib cage.  These are either mutants on the way to the store or super-models heading to their next gig. If you all puke forward, you’ll go much faster. Slip ‘n slides are fun.
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