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Creepy Funny Horror Fashion Photos

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Creepy Funny Horror Pics
Etsy seller MadrigalleryDotCom may be a serial killer. Call it a hunch. Either that or they are making their own version of American Horror story. They sell all kinds of photos/nightmare fuel. These are just a few examples. Thanks internet. Yet again, there’s no way I’m sleeping tonight.

You got your weird-ass glittery demon in red who just washed her hair, a weird-ass demon with a chocolate chip cookie and many more. I can identify with the cookie one. I’m a demon for cookies too.

Pro tip: If you have company that you want gone, buy these and put them in every room. Act like they are normal. Better yet, dress to match them.

Can you imagine the photo shoot? Work it. Work it girl. Turn to the left. Give me more horn. Love that attitude. Hold the cookie! The cookie is everything! More teeth!
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Wormbaby Caterpillar Babies

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Wormbaby Caterpillar BabiesIs it creepy or cute? Beats me. I only know that I was infested with wormbabies one time and it was a nightmare to get rid of them. If you don’t catch them quick, they use their soft-serve pointy heads to attach themselves to objects and form a cocoon. Then they turn into mothbabies and start eating holes in your clothes.

That’s probably why my clothes have so many holes in them. It doesn’t help that when I drop food on my shirt, I suck out the stain like a vampire. You can’t let all of that mac and cheese MSG go to waste. It’s like Bill Compton going to town on Sooky Stackhouse. Or Eric Northman. Or those other 10 guys. Sooky, you is a tramp. *Does the Lafayette finger snap and saunters away swaying my hips*
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Naked Mutant Carpooling Super-Model Horsey Ride Painting

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horsey rideYeah. Horsey rides! This painting is of a family of mutants off to the grocery store since it’s been a long winter. Don’t believe me? Check out that rib cage.  These are either mutants on the way to the store or super-models heading to their next gig. If you all puke forward, you’ll go much faster. Slip ‘n slides are fun.
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