Some of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
So what if this is the third time I’ve come in late this week? Zarthos had a doctor’s appointment again this morning. And by doctor I mean call girl. What? You want me to pick up some milk? No can do. The alien overlord wants a night at the bar. How do you think this thing is powered anyway? Booze, that’s how. Why am I eating cigarette butts by the handful? Is that you Master?
It’s all fun and games until your alien master starts taking over your motor control and using your body completely, making you do even stupider stuff like the Harlem Shake. After that, it will basically use you as a giant human remote, watching Youtube all day and eating Cheetos, listening to your wife curse at it. Then you have to decide if you want to cut the red or the blue wire. But all you can do is click the next cat video. Somewhere deep inside, your heart breaks and a tear slowly slides down your cheek.
Thing is this little alien freak already has a jar full of your tears and he scoops this latest one up, adding to his collection and taking a drink. It’s a parasite thing. What made you think you could trust an alien? On your head! Duh!
Hi please tell me this is for purchase ?? let me know thanks !
Hi Keith. Looks like this sold awhile back. You can always try to get in touch with the seller through Etsy. Maybe he will make you something.