Alien Mind Control Halloween Mask

Alien Mind Control Halloween MaskLet somebody else be in charge of your body and use you as a meat puppet this Halloween. This Alien Mind Control mask is pretty realistic. I should know. I’ve tussled with aliens before. Some of them do tend to put your head up their butts so they can control you.

His mind is your mind. His thoughts are your thoughts. Hey, Spock did this Mind meld junk in a much nicer way. With Spock you never had to smell alien rectum while someone else was in the driver’s seat. Anyway, thank God this is just a mask. Only $97.99 from The Horrordome. More images below.
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Tin Foil Hat Protects Your Dog From Passive Mind Control

doggy tin foil hatYou may not be worried about the government controlling your mind, but dogs know better. Ask any dog and they will tell you that there are humans out there trying to brainwash them and turn them into doggy Manchurian candidates. Just who do you think makes Fido lick his balls so often? The CIA that’s who. And also the cubans who killed Kennedy, who are really aliens from outer space.
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I Didn’t Do It: Alien Mind Control Half Mask

alien mind control helmetSome of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
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