The True Form Of Nicolas Cage

The True Form Of Nicolas CageWhen not selling pieces of what is left of his soul in Hollywood and staring at people until they say, “Im’ma smack you Nicolas Cage!”, this is what he looks like. Exposed! I exposed you. How do you like that, you unblinking, smoothed face tool of the Illuminati? (I don’t know that he is an Illuminati tool. I just know he is a tool. And obviously evil)
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I Didn’t Do It: Alien Mind Control Half Mask

alien mind control helmetSome of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
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