This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
Tag: accessory
Witch Wear – Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace
Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.
Skull and Crossbones Necklace
Nah. Sorry, I can’t buy this cool Skull and Crossbones Necklace. Cuz I’ve been conditioned to associate it with poison. Then again, it also means pilates, so… Fun fact,I meant to type pirates, but I typed pilates instead. Both are fun, just not together. Anywho these necklaces are some real beauties. Shiver me timbers as I get ye all limber teaching me pilates class. Next, we do the “walk the plank” stretches. While ye be doing that, I’ll be robbing the gold from yer purse.
Awesome and Creepy Mens Skull Necktie
I’m wearing this Mens Skull Necktie to the office so I can be the coolest dressed dude. Look at how classy this thing is! I’m gonna be a Gothic Gangster wearing this thing. I’d wear it to skull too. I mean school. This makes a great gift for the guy in your life who needs to make an impression and look like a badass.
This Alien Crop Circle Necklace Is No Hoax
*Walking along a field. Spots a cop circle. Checks it against my Alien Crop Circle Necklace.* Oh yeah. That’s alien alright. I think it means, “We came from Uranus”. Wait, that’s a mistranslation. It means, “We come for your anus!” Big difference there. Also, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook. This necklace is stunning and stylish, with an important message for mankind, which I have just deciphered for you. You’re welcome.