This Bat Girl Cameo Necklace is for the bat girl in your life. Unless your bat girl flew away. Sometimes they do that. Mine flew away once and then I caught her hanging from the roof of a cave with another man, just dropping bat-poop everywhere. It made me sad. But sometimes ya just gotta pick yourself back up and find yourself another cute girl with wings. So you can clip them this time and make sure she isn’t all up in some other dude’s belfry! JK, I didn’t cut her wings. I just glued them together. JK
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Raven Crow Skull Necklace With Talons
Check out this Raven Crow Skull Necklace. It has talons gripping the skull as if some other bird is giving this skull a Vulcan mind meld. “My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts”. It’s a badass necklace, that’s for sure. Also, that’s so raven! Am I right? They should have a TV show where everyone wears this. You know what it would be called? America’s Got Talons! Get it? I know, that was terrible. People just aren’t raven over my jokes they way I thought they would.
Sleepy Bat Earrings
Are those Sleepy Bat Earrings? Did you have to read them a little bedtime story? Give them a glass of milk before tucking them in? Ahhh. Isn’t that adorable? You’re really driving me batty cuz you look so good with those bats in your ear. Mind if I read them a bedtime story? *whispers in your ear* Once upon a time… *Starts nibbling your ear.* OW! Why’d you slap me? I just love bats. Geesh. Is that a crime? I guess if you call the cops it is. So you tell me if it’s a crime. Cuz if it is, I better get out of here. Good thing I shaved. Ya know why? Cuz I’m a smooth criminal!
Stunning Gothic Skull and Rose Lace Choker
This Skull and Rose Lace Choker is a terrifying accessory for a terrifying, but beautiful woman. I’m just assuming. It has a fine black rose lace base with a huge black skull that has red glass crystal eyes, wearing a crown of chains. It’s what everyone is Transylvania is wearing this season. Again, I’m just assuming. You can say to people, “Hey, my skull is up here.” That will be fun.
Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch
This Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch is great for a *itch or a witch, or just a nice lady. So I guess I basically have no point whatsoever. It has witches, spiders and bats and is sparkly. This is what the sophisticated woman about town uses on Halloween night to collect her candy. It probably holds like ten full sized Snickers bars.