Looking for that perfect conversation piece for your home? The Hawthorne Village Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Town Lagoon Sculpture brings all the charm of Christmas to your décor, but with a new spooky twist. All the pieces in this light-up village are handcrafted and hand-assembled. It includes two illuminated buildings, the iconic Spiral Hill, and over 15 individual figures. You’ll be ecstatic to see Jack, Sally, Shock, Barrel, Oogie Boogie, Zero, Jack’s ghost-dog, Dr. Finklestein, and more enjoying themselves in this light-up lagoon. The sculpture has amazing lighting effects that give the appearance of oozing green slime throughout the village. The Hawthorne Village light-up lagoon is a perfect addition to your Halloween and Christmas décor and is a unique accent piece that your friends will love.
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Into The Weird Playing Cards
Fancy a round of poker with your mates on a Friday night? Set the mood for the evening and keep things weird with Into The Weird Playing Cards. Each card in the pack has an interesting and unique drawing that is weird and scary. Weird Poker, weird blackjack, this card set makes everything weird. We love it.
Edward Scissorhands Plush
This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?
Chicken Harness Is A Thing That Exists
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
Human Anatomy Apron Is Both Educational And Disgusting
Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.