Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.
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Cool Skull Apron For The Kitchen Cook
Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?
Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs
Scare up some food in this Skeleton Apron. Make spare ribs even. That’s a little skeleton humor. I’ll make anything but tenderloin. I got too close to the grill one time and burnt my weiner. So my loin is real tender. Once is enough for me. Anyway, let’s face it, you aren’t a real chef until you are cooking in a bone apron. I would suggest wearing it with this awesome turkey mask. This apron is a skele-ton of fun. Bone appetite and bone swa my bone ami.
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Apron Of Flesh With Bonus Purse Of Flesh
Hey, serial killers have to cook too. And nobody likes to stain their clothes. I’m not sure how many people had to die to make this flesh apron, but judging by the amount of eye-holes that I see, there are at least 7 extra people invited to dinner.
I hear ya. It needs an accessory just as fleshy. To flesh it out. You’re thinking, “It’s cool and all, but this outfit needs more skin in the game if I’m gonna buy it”. Well, you can also get a matching Flesh Purse. Now you are all set to host a dinner that your guests will never forget…And never leave.
Yeah, this is from the same Etsy seller that gave us the People Pot Pie, so we already know what’s on the menu.
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