Check out this awesome set of man antlers that you can wear. Actually it’s a Mannequin Head Wearing Man-Antlers that you can decorate with.
I would pop these babies off that head and glue them to my own dome. Then I would stamp my feet and scratch at the floor with one foot while I snort. After that, it’s me against the wall. Then after that it’s me glued to a pair of man-antlers that are stuck in the wall. On the plus side, the apartment next door has a new coat rack.
This Mancave Wreath With Antler Toilet Paper Holder, Beer Cans, Rifle Shells was obviously created in a trailer in the woods one night with The Dukes of Hazzard or Duck Dynasty playing in the background as a couple of guys debate how hot Paula Dean is and argue about who shot some squirrel and who gets to eat it.
I’m pretty sure.
You gotta be ready for the apocalypse. For adult humans that means knowing all the stuff that Mad Max knows how to do. Siphon gas, open cans with rocks, start fires with a stick and most importantly knowing how to run like hell when gangs of zombies or dudes in hockey masks chase you for your flesh and goods.
To be apocalypse ready, little baby dolls just need a gas mask and some antlers. Because baby dolls don’t need to do much in the apocalypse, besides look tough, while their owner tucks them under their arm while running, or sets them down beside them on a cliff side while taking a sniper shot at some other dude.
We will all be crazy and crazy people talk to dolls. The antlers make a good carrying handle. Only $135.
“Move your booties. We got company!”