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Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden

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Stained Glass Ravens For Your Gothic Garden
Stained Glass Ravens. I love that phrase. I can’t stop saying it. It’s fun. Just rolls off the tongue. Not sure what they’re stained with, but they look amazing. Perfect for your gothic home or garden. If I could talk to these birds, I would say stuff like, “Your ass is glass!” and “Nevermore!” and “What are you raven about?” But I can’t. Not until I buy a set. I just spent all of my money on crows. Hey, I needed something to crow about.

Anyone crowing about ravens? Or ravening about crows? Hey, I just met you. This might be crazy. Here’s my number, so CAW me maybe… I know, that’s terrible. Feel free to caw me out. Seriously though, these Stained Glass Ravens look all kinds of cool. Yes, I restrained myself from saying caw again. I may be crazy but I do have self-restraint and I’m also very talon-ted. What? What did I say? Anyway, they look awesome. I’m going to see if they attract more ravens to my house.

Slightly off topic, why did they never call kids who attended raves ravens? Seems like a no-brainer. Which is probably why I thought of it. I have no brain.

Bird People X-Rays – Ooh La La

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Bird People X-Rays - Ooh La La
These Bird People X-Rays from DrDublinArtGallery are pretty sexy. I wish I was the photographer on this shoot. “That’s it, baby. Shake those tail-feathers. Keep that beak up. Now wrap those wings around yourself and look all coy. You saucy swallow, how did you get high heels on those talons?”

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda turned on. I wanna ravage that raven and seduce that swallow. You silly little woodpecker, come here and knock on wood.

Gut Instinct Sculpture – Should Have Used Hot Dogs

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Gut Instinct Sculpture - Should Have Used Hot Dogs
A piece of weird art like this Gut Instinct Sculpture takes guts man. Real intestinal fortitude. But I mean, it looks like hot dogs. So they should have just used hot dogs. Come to think of it, this thing looks like it’s the patron saint of hot dogs. Our lady of the perpetual weiner. Just needs a hot dog halo and some holy light. By the by, our lady of the perpetual weiner is how I refer to the head prostitute at that place down the road. But I digress.

Holy hot dogs Batman! I guess the artist went with her gut instinct here for real. So yeah, behold the Gut Instinct Sculpture.

The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund

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The Nightmarish Masks Of Caroline Eklund
Caroline Eklund is a Swedish mask maker. Where does she get her inspiration? From nightmares I assume. She has a nightmare. Makes some nightmarish masks. Then I have a nightmare. I make a mask. And before you know it everybody’s got nightmares and masks. Please make it stop. I just want to see human faces again. *sobbing*

Fun fact: At first I typed feces instead of faces. No, I do not want to see human feces again.

Check out her website for more of her creations. I’ll be making masks all day. Soon you will be too.

Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson

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Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson
Oh, look. A bunch of creepy-ass moss people. These are Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson. They are terrifying and I’m pretty sure they are born on the side of a tree before they start walking around the forest looking for people like you and me. Luckily I don’t walk in the forest. What am I, a hippie? I walk from the fridge back to the TV like a normal person.