Oh, look. A bunch of creepy-ass moss people. These are Moss People Sculptures by Kim Simonsson. They are terrifying and I’m pretty sure they are born on the side of a tree before they start walking around the forest looking for people like you and me. Luckily I don’t walk in the forest. What am I, a hippie? I walk from the fridge back to the TV like a normal person.
Tag: sculptures
Potato Head Skulls – Art That You Can Eat
So this guy makes skulls out of potatoes. Sometimes he fries them in oil after, sometimes he puts the potato head skulls in jars of vinegar and lemon to preserve them. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. I don’t like to eat anything that can look at me while I’m eating it.
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Weird Dolls From Artist Sandra Arteaga
Some people make dolls that look like cute little girls, others make weird dolls that look like a pair of lungs. Can you guess which Sandra Arteaga is? She makes unique sculpted and paper dolls. Some have a great set of lungs on them. All are varying degrees of nightmare fuel. Yeah, I wasn’t gonna sleep tonight anyway. Just gonna soak my liver in alcohol until I pass out and see this stuff behind my eyelids.
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Cute Cactus Creatures
Creepy Cute Cactus Creatures Cause Chaos. Try saying that 5 times fast. Ever take LSD and then stare at your cactus plants and watch them come to life and crawl out of their pots? Yeah, this is like that, but without the LSD. Awww. Look at the cute cactus people. Let me pet you. Ow! How can you be so cute and your hair be so stabby?
These big-eyed plants just want to hang out in your home and look awesome. I’m pretty sure they won’t crawl out of their pots, but you better put them in a cage to be sure. When a cat rubs up against your leg it’s cute, when these guys do it, you get cactus needles all over your leg. And don’t sit on them!
Cool Vampire Bat Wall Sculptures
These Cool Vampire Bat Wall Sculptures are a creepy and cool addition to your home. They’ll drive you batty. Cuz they look like they are about to dive bomb you and get all up in your business.
You can hang them in your home or put them in your garden. Seriously, they look like they are screaming at you as they are attacking. I’ll have to rethink these, cuz I already have a wife. Why do I want two more? What am I some kind of Bat-Mormon? Everybody stop screaming at me! I rue the day I included bats in this marriage! Can’t we all just get along?