I am stuck on band aid brand cos band aid’s stuck on me! Leave a message that will get people’s attention. No one gives a s**t when they see your stupid little post-it note. Bandages get people’s attention. That’s why i use these Bandage Sticky Notes. I’ll write stuff like:
“If ya find this note fab, I’ll show you my scab. I pick it all day, and all through the night. It’s now an infection, and it’s on my er*ction. PS Can you pick me up from the ER? Thanks”
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These Knicker Stickers are disposable adhesive underwear. Basically we’re talking a big old butt band-aid that covers your crack like a sheet of bondo, making your backside look flat as a barbie doll. On the plus side, it eliminates whale tail, so you aren’t “free willy-ing it” in inappropriate situations.
Don’t you kind of have the urge to wear one and just poop in it? Then crumble it up in a ball and toss it into the nearest trash bin? No? I guess that’s just me. Would be convenient. Like a poop net. He squeezes. He shoots! Nothin’ but net baby! The proof is that my backboards aren’t all messy. That’s why I’m the first draft pick. I hope the Cleveland Steamers get me.
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