Look what we have here. A Bat Towel Set is awesome. It features the Flying Fox, the Leaf Nosed bat, and the Spectre. I love bats in the belfry at breakfast in Belfast before my bowels break bad… I probably shouldn’t have tacos for breakfast. You live you learn. Anyway, these are going to look good in your kitchen. I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these flying horrors. Until I get yelled at by the wife like I always do.
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Bat Goth Cards
Bats! When you care enough to send the very best! These Bat Goth Cards are perfect for any occasion: Graduating mortician school, becoming head witch of your coven, celebrating a new line of black lipstick and more. There’s always an excuse to send bats! I’m hoping I get some in the mail today myself. Send me bats and you are a friend for life.
Gothic Bat Coffin Ring
Some of us look great wearing rings and the rest just can’t pull it off. If you have a cool ring you can pull it off. It doesn’t get much cooler than this Gothic Bat Coffin Ring. A ring with a coffin shape and a silver tone bat has a nice ring to it (see what I did there). It makes you look cool and it looks great. The ring is adjustable so it can fit different finger sizes. Ring me when you get one, we can ring in the new year sometime.
Make Wire Bat Jewelry
Check out this video to learn how to make some cool wire bat jewelry. I tried it myself, but the end result was just a ball of copper the size of a baseball with 2 ears. I probably shouldn’t let the liquor do the driving during craft hour. Which was actually 4 hours as far as I can tell and involved my pants coming off so I could collage my man-junk.
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Black Bat Crop Top
Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!