Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.
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Zombie Bat Doll Is Sad, Likes Sweets, May Have killed Everyone
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
Cool Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace
Damn. I’ve seen some Bat Enchantresses wearing some cool jewels, but never anything like this Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace. If you are wearing this, you’ve upped your bat game sister! Your bat game is on point. On Fleek. On Ekkk in this case. Or maybe on squeak. Get it? That was a bad bat joke. I should be locked up in guano-tanomo bay for that one.
Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Before and After – Bat and Bat Skeleton Paperweight
I used to be a fat bat, but now I’m slim and loving life. It’s all thanks to my new no eating all-guano diet. Check out my before and after. Oh so sexy. Who needs wings anyway. Got myself a nice thigh gap now.
This Bat and Bat Skeleton Paperweight is gonna look great on your desk. It’s a good reminder to keep going with that diet. But you know, not forever. Just sayin’.