Easter Bunny Kitten Trapped Inside A Cadbury Egg

Easter bunny kittenEaster craziness is among us. This crazy Easter figure from Ebay seller Brutalsun just sold for $180. It is a yellow cat wearing bunny ears, seated within a chocolate Cadbury egg, which is seated atop 3 jelly beans. The whole thing looks like the Easter bunny is getting boiled in a Cadbury cauldron. A sacrifice to the holiday.

On a side note, I LOVE Cadbury eggs. I had one in each cheek when I saw what this figure sold for. I smacked my hands against my cheeks so hard that the monitor is covered in white/yellow/choco froth. Just oozing downward. True story. Sucks for someone else when I leave this public library!
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Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You

dangerous bunny elfBuy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.

Creepy Bunny / Man / Thing Is Posable, So There’s That

Old man rabbitKill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
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