What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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Elven Warrior Lamb Taxidermy
You aren’t a man until you have ridden an Elven Warrior Lamb into bahhhhh-ttle and lived to tell the tale. They are fierce beasts with unicorn horns and a woolly resolve.
It’s really weird too, because “on the lamb” means on the run, so when your battle commanders shouts “on the lamb, now you idiots” people just run. That’s probably why our LARPing guild only needs one of these guys.
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Well Preserved Thieving Elf Hand With Coin
How about a lil bit o’ the elf what thieved ya? What doya say Govner?
In the mid 19th century, many Northern European homes had issues with elves, the epidemic was not dissimilar to the infestation of rats or mice that many homes endure today. In the autumn if 1877, an impoverish farmer noticed his small savings of coins were rapidly dwindling despite the fact that he’d spent none of it. Fed up, he set a trap, days later he caught a small elf. As punishment for stealing his coins the old farmer lobbed off the creatures hand, still holding the man’s stolen coin. Countless attempts have been made to remove the coin but it remains today, still clutched in the grasp of the creature severed limb.
So I says to him…I don’t right know if at was the elf what thieved me…but he ad a hand init!
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Christmas Elf On The Shelf Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume
This elf is bad to the bone. He doesn’t just sit on the shelf. He cosplays while he’s up there. As a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Etsy seller Candygramscreations makes all kinds of clothes so you can dress your Christmas elf for success. This outfit comes with a front and back shell, a belt, mask, and 4 swords. Cowabunga!
Basically she is making elves super hip and cool, because otherwise, they just sit there creeping you out. Thanks for making the world a better place. I sometimes dress my Christmas elf up as a D and D elf, because I basically have no imagination. Sometimes as one of the Rice Krispies guys.
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Creepy Demonic Light-Up Elf Or Awesome Iron Man Elf?
Look at the eyes on this creepy little demonic elf night light. You will never sleep again once you are under his hypnotic and terrifying gaze. He is either a demon or an elf version of Iron Man, complete with a light-up arc reactor. You decide. $60 on Ebay.
Click through for a shot of it after dark.
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