You see that Elf on a Shelf doll? The one holding the knife? Well, it was recently sold to some poor idiot for a Best offer of somewhere under $39.99 on Ebay. The seller was selling it because as soon as she took the elf off the shelf and put it away, strange stuff started happening. Let this be a lesson to us all. KEEP THE ELF ON THE SHELF! Or else!
Read more “Just Put The Knife Down And Nobody Gets Hurt: Haunted Elf On Shelf Doll”
Tag: knee-hugger
Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You
Buy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.