Troll skulls. It’s the wacky dice game where you try to roll a pair of sixes, which is nearly impossible with these dice. Trolls can’t count that high anyway. Shake ’em up and let the dice fly. Troll your friends. Troll your family. It takes skulls, not skill.

This cool and creepy dice set is only $15.22 from Etsy seller thejessejames, who claims they are 100% genuine troll skulls.

I told the seller, “I need these like I need a few pips on each side of my head.” Cause I’m just witty like that. They liked the idea and dragged me into their workshop, but they were forced to use the catch and release method on me, because they found out my head was shaped more like a D20. A D20 with a kickstand. I have a big nose. And a big mouth. So my skull would always stop on the same number.

Awesome! Once again, my mutant nerd genes pay off.
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