Jingle bells, Krampus smells, my fart smells like eggs… It’s that time of year again. I’m gonna help you dress your best for the holidays. Check out this sweet Gothic Christmas Sweater. It will help you be a Gothic Grinch. In a good way. Who needs a colorful cheery sweater when you can have a black one full of skulls, black cats, pentagrams, bones, coffins and more? Happy horror-days!
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Ugly Christmas Sweater Onesie: The Abominable Snowman
Awesome. I can finally get that Abominable Snowman Christmas Sweater Onesie I’ve always wanted. I mean aside from my birthday suit, which is a mass of furry grey hair. People were always mistaking me for the abominable snowman at that nudist colony I got kicked out of. It didn’t help that I would jump out of the bushes, growl, and steal food. Then the internet arrived and I no longer had to join clubs like that to see nudity. I love you internet. *Hugs my computer and gives it a little kiss.*
Yeah, this thing is white and furry and full of ornaments. Just like my grandma’s head after the Christmas tree fell on her in 2006. Good times. Hey, is that a heart on the crotch that says “Kiss me”? That’s classy as f**k! I see a cookie cutter on the left shoulder too. No, I mean their left. Your right! And when you’re right you’re right. I need to buy this.
Butt Ugly Light Up Christmas Sweater
Everybody is wearing their ugly Christmas sweaters, but I’m gonna do them one better and get this Butt Ugly Christmas sweater. It has some really nice detail with all of that squiggly butt-hair and those butt-zits.
This will be a hit at the family Christmas party. It will really “crack” them up. I don’t mind. I’m always the butt of their jokes.