Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints

Children's Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.

If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.

Cool Bigfoot Salad Tongs

Bigfoot Salad Tongs
I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:

Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!

That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.

Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures

Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.

In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.

It’s gonna be a strange showdown!

This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.

Colorful Cryptids Art Print

Colorful Cryptids Art Print
My advice to you is to know your cryptids, cuz they know you. And they’re watching. This Colorful Cryptids art print features some the most famous cryptids like the Yeti, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster, and others. I ain’t being cryptic about cryptids. I’m telling you flat out this will look great on your wall. The seller has many other cryptid prints as well. Cuz encounters with cryptids ain’t scripted son. Better pump some iron and get ripped…tid… Yeah.

Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards Set – Mail Me Mothman

Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards
If you’re gonna send me some snail mail, you might as well make it cool, like these Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards. I love getting cryptids in the mail. It makes checking the mail a frightening experience. This collection gives you Yeti, Jersey Devil, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster. They have some great art on them. All measure 6″ x 4″.