Keep your beer cool with this Beard Beer Can Koozie. Have several beers? Set them up with some mini guitars and enjoy your ZZ Pop-Tops. Beer always tastes better when it has a beard like a mountain man. And don’t be afraid of spillage. Just like your real beard, this beard will sop up any beer that’s spilled. In other words, redneck cologne.
I’ll take a beer in a beard any day over a bee in my beard. Or a beard in my beer.
At last I can safely transport my banana from the store to my house without it getting a single bruise. This banana holder will solve that problem. You know how it is. You’re riding your bike, when you suddenly hit a huge bump, making your banana hurt so bad you wanna scream. Sometimes the ride is so bumpy that your banana just bounces around until it’s all soft and mushy.
This here banana holster will help. It gently embraces your banana, probably radiating a gentle warmth that is so nice and cozy that it only wants to be pulled out when it feels your bike finally reach the climax of that last hill as you gently coast home.
This holder makes for one happy banana. And happy bananas are healthy bananas.
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It’s Michael Myers from Halloween. As a beer cozy. Keep your drink cold with a crazed and crocheted slasher. Sadly, drinking your beer with this cozy will not allow you to drink yourself dead and then just rise up like Michael Myers does after getting killed. Only $45. from Etsy.