Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.
Tag: creepy
Skeleton Party Hand Glasses For Ghoulish Get Togethers
Need a hand? A skeleton hand? How about a dozen skeleton hands? These Skeleton Party Hand Glasses are to die for. Perfect for haunted house parties and ghoulish get-togethers. Raise a toast. To skeleton hands raising a toast. I gotta hand it to them, these are some great glasses. Very handy in the kitchen. Now if only I could get some skeleton hands to wash them afterwards. Am I right? Say, why do they call it raising a toast when toast isn’t involved? We should probably be slapping pieces of toast together, which is very unsanitary.
Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle
Do you want one sugar or two in your tea? Oh forget it, this is a Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle. There’s nothing but wax inside. Oh well. As my former karate instructor Mr. Miyagi used to say, “wax on, wax off”. Admittedly, I only ever mastered the second part, which is why only one of my arms is ripped. Anywho, this Ouija Board combo will light up your room nicely AND let you commute with the dead. I mean commune. As in talk to them. Not travel to work them every morning. Although have you seen some of these people? Damn, talk about working stiffs. They are the walking dead.
Ghost Terrorizes Garment Factory in Cambodia
Da fuq is going on in the world? There’s way too many ghosts and other weird stuff. Imma start my own religion and lead a cult so I can have all the babes in the apocalypse cuz this world is just getting wayyyy to weird. I want off this rock. Almost three dozen workers at a garment factory in Cambodia needed medical treatment after they all freaked out over a ghost. It started when rumors that one of the workers was possessed by a ghost began to spread on the floor of the factory. Bunch of gossiping old hens.
One official with the garment factory workers union said that the possessed person was “yelling for chicken to eat,” apparently talking about some form of sacrifice. Or maybe he just wanted KFC. Did he yell, “Yo, I need some KFC up in this bizz-och.” Or “Yo, all ya’ll best stop making garments and feed my hungry ghost ass!” I have no idea.
Well it doesn’t take much to shake up a Cambodian garment factory employee as “they started to faint one by one” upon hearing the scary story. Just like those damn fainting goats. About 35 employees ended up on the floor during the fainting spree. Just like damn internet goats.
Apparently this factory has been hit by this kind of thing more than ten times. The union official said that one time “magic sorcerers” were brought in to help the workers. Dumbledore and Merlin could not be reached for comment.
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Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace
I’m a Freddy, but my BFF is more of a Jason. So this Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace is perfect for us. We’re always fighting. I’m invading his dreams, he’s slashing at me. We often end up dead piled on top of each other. One time I woke up with an Oscar Mayer hot dog sticking out of my wound instead of a knife. That trickster. What a scamp! That’s friendship for you.