Creepy Hands With Lanterns For Your Wall

Creepy Hands With Lanterns
It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.

LEGO UFO Abduction Set – The Truth Is Out There

LEGO UFO Abduction Set - The Truth Is Out There
Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.

Get Your Hands On This Ouija Board Latex Dress

Ouija Board Latex Dress
This Ouija Board Latex Dress is tight! Let me get my planchette and rub it all over those curves. No wait, I’m think I’m getting a message from beyond. Hold still women. Stop wiggling around! Damn! Now I’ll never get the answer to my question. What was your question? Two questions actually. Is this board a portal to a magical and mystical world and how do I get inside? *SMACK* Ow! Guess I deserved that.

Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes

Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes
Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.

Creepy Cool Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers

Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers
Nice. Use these Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers to make your cupcakes extra scary. They are very cool. You know what would be not so cool? If you bite into that cupcake and a million baby spiders rush out of it and your mouth. You’re welcome for that image. Glad I could make you lose your lunch. These are great for parties, Halloween, or those nights when Spider-Man comes to dinner. I have spiderweb cupcakes sometimes, but that’s only cuz I leave them out and the spiders wrap them up. I really need to clean and dust some year.