Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.
Tag: creepy
Scary and Skully Aztec Death Whistles
I’m not blowing into any of these Aztec Death Whistles, mostly cuz I don’t want to hurt any Aztecs. I like the Aztecs. Please don’t hurt the Aztecs. Blow into something else. And why single the Aztecs out? I just don’t get it. Don’t you know that this is how their civilization ended? Too many deaths by whistle. So sad.
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Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set
These Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set shows our feline and dog friends with some mighty fine sugar skulls. So fine i almost wanna lick ’em and see if they’re sugary. You get both plates. These are a great decoration and a great way for your pets to get in on the whole Day of the Dead thing. Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. And bake stuff until you need a Day of the Diet.
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Giant Alien Footprints Trouble Indian Village
Residents of an Indian village are living in fear thanks to dozens of giant alien footprints. They were found on Sunday morning after villagers heard something breathing heavily and lurking in their backyards during the night. Usually that’s just me coming home from the bar, looking for a good hole to puke in, but nope, wasn’t me this time. During the day, they found between twenty and thirty massive footprints with a stride of up to three feet. Women and children are remaining indoors out of fear.
One villager noticed that some of those footprints are side by side with human footprints. Other times the human footprints are alone. Another villager looked to the sky and said:
“Why during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, was there only one set of footprints? I don’t understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me.”
Then a UFO flew down from a parted cloud and using the intercom said, “When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”
True story.
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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration For Your Home
This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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