This Ouija Board Throw Blanket is cool and all, but every time I lay down and cover myself with it, people rub planchettes all over me. That part feels like a nice massage, until they start talking to spirits and the spirits start coming out from under the blanket and invading the room. Tickles like hell (not so bad in some areas) and now I have all these spirits flying around the room. Then I have to wave the blanket around the room and collect them all again like an effin Pokemon hunter. Get back in the blanket. Man this is tiring. I’m like a bullfighter over here. I just want to go to bed. Remind me to hide all of those planchettes. Then again, maybe I shouldn’t use a Ouija Board Throw Blanket to keep warm. I should probably check my Ouija Board Cutting Board too. I bet the kitchen is trashed. Why? Why do I collect these things? Hey, if I send a spirit board through this blanket and into the other realm, will the universe implode? That might be an interesting experience. If I can’t get them all back into this blanket we are all going to hell! You hear me?
Tag: spirits
Ouija Board Playing Cards – Deal In The Dead
Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.
Ouija Board Rings
These Ouija Board Rings from KKJewelryonline takes a spirit board and puts it right on your finger. I can see how this is going to play out right now. I’m gonna be sitting there, eating my spaghetti-O’s (Yeah, I still eat ’em. So what? I eat like a kid, I don’t poop myself like one. Most days.) and I’ll make a mess. Then use one of the O’s as a planchette as I move it back and forth on this sweet ring. I can also contact spirits using Cheerios. Every meal is going to be adventure. Yes!
Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace
Well looky here. You are gonna be a regular Cate Planchette when you wear this Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace. Now all you have to do is tattoo a Ouija board to your chest, I’ll ask the spirit world some questions, put my fingers on the planchette and get some answers from the other side. What do you say? I’m thinking this is the only way I get to stare at and rub a chest for an extended period of time. All in an effort to contact loved ones on the other side of course. That’s all. No other motives. Hey, don’t judge me. You already had that thing around your neck.
Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers
These Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers are furry and soft and they’ll make you want to cuddle your wine close and cozy up with it on cold nights. Which I do anyway. Sure I could join AA, but last time I went they just talked about cars and road safety. That’s AAA you idiot! Shut up. You’re just a sponsor locked in a closet. You ready to have that drink with me, or are you going to sleep without dinner again tonight?
You get a set of 3: Snow Leopard, Possum, and Lynx.