Hold the phone! The Plague Doctor is in the house and now he can be in yours! If you really want him around, that is. This folk horror inspired illustration of a Plague Doctor is artwork based on an original pen and ink drawing. A plague doctor was a medical physician who was sent to “treat” victims of the bubonic plague. They wore a special outfit with this terrifying beak, to protect the doctor from the poisonous vapors of the disease. Plus, they just like to look like birds. The mask would be stuffed with herbs and spices. Not 11 secret herbs and spices. So it didn’t smell like KFC. The presence of the plague doctor meant that death was imminent.
Tag: creepy
Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament
What is an alien chestburster? If it bursts out of your chest you’ll know. A Chestburster is an infant Xenomorph. Also the worst indigestion ever. This Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament is safe since it already exited someone’s stomach. Now it can decorate your tree for the holidays. Isn’t he cute?
Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath
Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.
Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament
Santa really is watching you. Like a cyclops with a milky eye. Keep an eye on the kids this year by hanging this Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament on your tree.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has only got one eye.
He’s making a list
And checking it twice(Has too since he only has one damn eye)
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is half-blind in his one eye….