Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware

Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.

Amazing Skeleton Cutlery

Amazing Skeleton Cutlery
Check out this cool Skeleton Cutlery from Skelemental. This is just one of many super awesome and super expensive things that they sell. The place is so expensive, all I did was browse their site for like 10 minutes and my wallet was gone, but that’s probably just cuz I was browsing on my phone and didn’t notice the pick-pocket. The joke is on him, cuz one lifesavers wrapper and a never-used condom from 8th grade is not legal tender.

This cutlery is scary as hell and not just cuz it’ll cut ya. Cuz it looks like what demons keep in the kitchen, although to be fair, I have never actually seen the wife with these at dinner time.
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