Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
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Skeleton Salad Forks
Man, I love tossing my salad. There’s just something about salad tossing that makes me happy. I think I’m pretty good at it too. I like to get my hands all up in that salad and just toss it like crazy, real fast like. Very satisfying. Sometimes I like to have a smoke after.
But tossing my stuff about to get even better thanks to these Skeleton Salad Forks. I can tell that those bony hands can toss my stuff like crazy, just getting covered in creamy white dressing, with croutons all between the fingers. I’ll be licking it all off. Does this sound dirty? Sorry, I’m just really into tossing.
Amazing Skeleton Cutlery
Check out this cool Skeleton Cutlery from Skelemental. This is just one of many super awesome and super expensive things that they sell. The place is so expensive, all I did was browse their site for like 10 minutes and my wallet was gone, but that’s probably just cuz I was browsing on my phone and didn’t notice the pick-pocket. The joke is on him, cuz one lifesavers wrapper and a never-used condom from 8th grade is not legal tender.
This cutlery is scary as hell and not just cuz it’ll cut ya. Cuz it looks like what demons keep in the kitchen, although to be fair, I have never actually seen the wife with these at dinner time.
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Cthulhu Spoon Set
Dinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these Cthulhu spoons with your meal. They are much safer. But NEVER spoon with Cthulhu. Trust me on that one. The guy is all grabby x 8. Long story. It involves a rave, an out of work magician with a chicken and a bar on the east coast. Oh and a roofie in each tentacle.
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No Soup For You: Friday The 13th Jason Hockey Mask Spoons
Experience the horror of a spoon that does not allow you to eat soup. These Friday The 13th Jason mask spoons will be great for those on a diet since half of your food will be gone by the time it gets to your mouth. Etsy seller BlackDeath777 is selling these for $37.
Display them year round and use them every Friday The 13th. They are to die for.
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