Whoa! Nice sugar skulls! This Sexy Women’s Sugar Skull Bra makes your tattas look a bit more terrifying. Cute though. You must have a “see” cup cuz i see and I can’t look away. But once I do, I will have a lifetime of mammaries to look back on fondly. That’s some Victoria’s secret right there. And the secret is skeletons in your closet. They have skulls all over and rhinestone detailing. Also check out this zombie eyes bra.
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Full Moon Panties
Full Moon Panties? Those aren’t full moon panties. Full moon panties are no panties at all. Just your ass painted by the light of the full moon. I would have called these the Wolf of Ball Street. What? They’re for women? Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure I can make that wolf tongue move and appear to lick itself. No takers?
Horror Movie Underwear
thegeekgarden wants to cover your butt in Horror and I’m not just talking about all that butt-acne you’ve been ignoring. Hey, me too. It’s like sitting on one of those bumpy sea-urchins. I’m talkin’ Horror Movie Underwear. Check out Freddy Krueger gettin’ ready to slash dat ass. The best one is that kid from The Shining though, riding his big wheel into dat ass crack. You go Danny! Ride like the wind.
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Ouija Board Panties
So you and the wife are wearing your Ouija Board Panties and getting ready to “summon some spirits” when your kid bursts through the door. Mommy, daddy, what are you doing? Well, you see son. When a man loves a woman very much, he eases his planchette across her board, until you hit just the right spot. That would be when your mother yells YES YES YES. Now get out of here and if you hear stuff banging around, it’s just some paranormal activity. Lock the door on your way out. Now where were we? Still in the mood babe? No? What do you mean GOODBYE? God Dammit!
Spiderweb Lace Bra
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive! Cuz you told me you were a C cup! It’s cool. We’re good. It’s all webbing under the boob bridge now. Anyway, this Spiderweb Lace Bra is scary and sexy. I never understood why women need so many bras. I mean, do you really need a bra for doing push ups? What I don’t know about bras could fill a book. That’s cuz I still haven’t cracked Victoria’s secret. Know what I mean bra?