Nice tats sister. I always wanted to open my own tattoo shop called tats and ass. Too much? One of my slogans would be, “We put tats in bras.” Also our winter special would be “Cold as a witches tat.” Anyway, this Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume has some nice tats. It’s perfect for Halloween. If you are a dude wearing it, then it’s perfect for your Hallo-weenie. Of course, you could also go for the poison ivy look.
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Bigfoot Soap Gets You Cryptid Clean
Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
Anatomical Heart Tote Bag
I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.
Human Tongue Ring
With this Human Tongue Ring, I thee wed. Maybe it should be, I thee wet. Cuz it’s a tongue. And wet. Tongue me, baby. Tongue my finger. Is it made of tongue-sten? I have no idea. Everyone is going to notice this ring. Cuz people are a bunch of licky-lous who can’t mind their own business.
Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls
These Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls are cool. They look like they were excavated from an ancient archeological site. Probably a temple. Probably a temple of doom. Do I love them? Of quartz I do. If I were feeling boulder, I’d buy one. And never take it for granite. Rock on you crazy quartz skulls. Serious question: How many quartz in a gallon? How many in a rock skull? I dig that one dude’s mohawk.