Damn sister. Those Black Occult Leggings look good. Are you the lead singer for Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam? They’re an occult classic. Makes me want to drink a bottle of occult 45. I was gonna type more, but I just can’t stop looking at that pic. Sassy!
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Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder
Add some killer clown horror to your makeup time. He’s already put his face on, now it’s your turn. You can use this Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder for brushes, pens and pencils and more. That stare. Those eyes. They entrance you as you apply your makeup. Suddenly you wake up as if from a daze only to see that you have made yourself…. into him! *SCREAMMMMMMMMMM*
Baked Alien Art Doll
This Alien Art Doll is one toke over the line. Or five. Dude is totally baked. Looks like he’s drooling out of his alien talk-hole too. Whatever planet his body is on, dude’s mind is in the outer limits. Wait! What the-? Are his hands really little toes, with a toenail on each? What the deuce? This guy is totally baked and I would be too if I looked like him.
Freddy Krueger Troll Doll
The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.
Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends
These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.