Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.
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Flaming Bat Heads – Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set
I’ve never thought of setting the head of a bat on fire to set some mood lighting, but why the hell not? This Bat Skull Beeswax Candle Set gives you the waxy bat heads you need to get some light up in your belfry. You can choose from a larger or smaller base. *rings the bell for my servant* “Night approaches. Also I forgot to pay the electric bill. Do light the bat heads Jeeves.”
Leather Belt With Gold Plated Skull Belt Buckle
Keep your pants up with this cool Leather Belt With Gold Plated Skull Belt Buckle. It looks pretty awesome and badass. It might be a little too drug-dealer chic, but pair it with a 9mm and a mediterranean tan and it all comes together. Did that belt just poke its eye out? I think it did. This accessory is so badass it’s ass just got a detention. That’s how bad.
Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue – Damn That’s Evil
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls
What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.