That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.
If you’re looking for stress relief, you might want to take up the hobby of adult coloring books. Specifically this Creepy Clown Coloring Book. Man, I feel the stress just melting away. You know, despite the fact that coloring these nightmare clowns is making my heart race and making my muscles all tight. Why do I feel all paranoid and keep looking around me? Man, it’s a good thing I have this coloring book to help me feel better, cuz I’m really f**kin high strung now man!
This Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree is perfect for your earrings, rings and more. It will hold your accessories while looking awesomely creepy around the clock. You may even want to find yourself a little corpse on a noose, you know, just so it looks authentic. So spooky. It will give you chills everytime you take off your jewelry.
Handsy the Hobo Spider freaks me out. Probably cuz it combines my two greatest fears, hobos and spiders. He’s got a cool little top hat and a nice set of teeth, a cigar. Keep your hands to yourself handsy. No, I can’t spare some change. You’re a spider, go eat something for free.
I really love these Bat Wing Bookends. I just like to admire them from time to time- Hey, where ya flying off to with my books? Come back here. *sigh* Anyway, like I was saying, I really love these bookends. I just wish I didn’t have to replace them every 2 weeks when they fly off. Gotta replace my books too. There’s a cave somewhere where these bookends are all living some awesome bat life. And laughing at me.