My skull is going all whirlybird over these cool creeptastic Bird Skull Rings. Remember a bird on the finger is worth two in the bush, but giving a guy the bird from within a bush is a safe way to flip someone off. But giving a lady the bird in a bush is often considered obscene, even if from within concealment. I’m going magpie for these rings. I’m crowing about ’em everywhere. I’m Raven. I’m paying for one with my card-in-all. Get it? Credit card, but like the bird? I crack myself up, but never pigeon-hole myself. That sounds dirty.
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Spooky and Scary Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree
This Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree is perfect for your earrings, rings and more. It will hold your accessories while looking awesomely creepy around the clock. You may even want to find yourself a little corpse on a noose, you know, just so it looks authentic. So spooky. It will give you chills everytime you take off your jewelry.
Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.
Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings
Damn, look what I just got! My Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings from VonErickson. Now I officially know how to kick zombie ass. I got my diploma and everything. The teachers all said I excelled at the whole kicking a zombie in the balls thing, but I needed work on shooting them in the head with a sniper rifle. Still, I passed. I told you I would too amount to something mom!
I mean,when the zombies come, I’m still gonna run and hide in the basement and hoard all of the food,while helping no one. But it’s nice to know I can deal with zombies if I need to.
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Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger
AlexFoxJewelryStudio has several scary and awesome Horror Movie Villain Rings. So many that you could have one on every finger and form an all-star slasher team, which would be great for punching faces. Bam! Have a face full of weirdos and killers. That’s what’s up! You can choose from Michael Myers, Leatherface, Nosferatu, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface and many more.
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